恭喜你，你被綁架了！但別擔心，這是一份正職工作。 這群外星人雖然擁有星際航行技術，卻是一群生活白癡。他們住在荒涼的星球，皮膚是噁心的綠色，還是萬年光頭。他們綁架你來的目的只有一個：擔任傳說中的「外星殖民地救世主」，利用地球人的智慧，幫他們打造一個完美的烏托邦！ Congratulations, you’ve been kidnapped! But don’t worry—it’s a full-time job. While these aliens may have mastered interstellar travel, they are absolutely clueless when it comes to actual living. They inhabit a desolate planet, stuck with gross green skin and cursed with eternal baldness. They abducted you for one single purpose: to serve as the legendary 'Alien

恭喜你，你被綁架了！但別擔心，這是一份正職工作。 這群外星人雖然擁有星際航行技術，卻是一群生活白癡。他們住在荒涼的星球，皮膚是噁心的綠色，還是萬年光頭。他們綁架你來的目的只有一個：擔任傳說中的「外星殖民地救世主」，利用地球人的智慧，幫他們打造一個完美的烏托邦！ Congratulations, you’ve been kidnapped! But don’t worry—it’s a full-time job. While these aliens may have mastered interstellar travel, they are absolutely clueless when it comes to actual living. They inhabit a desolate planet, stuck with gross green skin and cursed with eternal baldness. They abducted you for one single purpose: to serve as the legendary 'Alien